Who should Quentin Tarantino Beat Up this year?

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By way of background, each year I write up a short treatment for a movie I'd love to see, "Quentin Tarantino Beating People Up," a Quentin Tarantino Production starring and directed by Quentin Tarantino. Previous guest stars (victims) have included Tucker Carlson, Paul Wolfowitz, Dick Cheney, Keith Olbermann, R Kelly, John Boehner, and so on. Recently I've also added Christoph Waltz as a special guest star to assist Quentin in these epic, and epically shot, beatdowns. Each edition is a feature length film, professionally produced, and a guaranteed money-maker.

Since LJ is almost a dead medium, I now submit to the audience: who would you pay ten bucks to watch Quentin Tarantino beat up? Keep in mind, the guest star won't actually get beat up. This is Hollywood, and while Quentin Tarantino will use all the usual Hollywood magic to make the beating look realistic, poetic, and brutal, no guest stars will be actually harmed in the making of this film. The guest stars get triple scale for a couple days' work, IMDB credit, and craft services; we get to enjoy seeing them getting beat up.

So far I've come up with the following candidates for this year:

Rudy Giuliani
Gov. Scott Walker
E. A. Koetting
(Seahawks head coach) Pete Carroll
Roosh V
Chevy Chase
Johnny Manziel

I ask you, dear readers, who am I missing?

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Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore.