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The Iowa Caucuses are tomorrow. To celebrate (and help ease the pain somewhat), I suggest the following:

Turn on the caucuses (they should be on CSPAN somewhere).

For every time someone says "Santorum," take a sip.

If a crowd starts chanting "Santorum," finish your glass and pour another one.

If someone says "keep Santorum alive," and you lose your shit, there's a two-drink penalty.

Spread the word!
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