This morning in a nutshell

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Trump: HEY RUSSIA LOOK OUT FOR MY SNEAK ATTACK ON SYRIA!
Trump: AND I'M GONNA FIRE THE FUCK OUT OF ROSENSTEIN AND END THIS MUELLER INVESTIGATION!
Paul Ryan: Fuck it, I'm out.
Dennis Ross: Fuck it, me too.
John Boehner: Fuck it, let's get stoned.